Misken Dental Team

Since light travels faster than sound, isn’t that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?
If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
Why is it that when you transport something by car it is called a shipment but when you transport something by ship it is called cargo?
If you choke a Smurf what colour would it turn?
Why do people who know the least know it the loudest?
If a vampire can’t see himself in a mirror, why is his hair always so neat?
If the #2 pencil is so popular, why is it still #2?
When I erase a word with a pencil where does it go?